How to call an obscene gnome: several effective ways. Scary stories and mystical stories To call the money gnome you will need

My name is Amira. I was 11 years old then. Everything that I will tell you now is based on real events.

It was an ordinary summer day. I went outside and went to the site, which is located not far from our house. Friends with whom I had already agreed to meet were already waiting for me there. There were four of us. Me, two more girls and a boy. They were 9-10 years old. At first we had nothing to do, then we started looking for horror stories on the Internet on our phones. And we accidentally stumbled upon a site with summons for gnomes and spirits. It became very interesting, and we could not resist and looked there. There were a lot of calls there. We decided to call the Gum Gnome, since after the ritual he was supposed to bring us a lot of chewing gum! We had to go into a dark room, stretch a thread between two chairs, and put a pair of chewing gum on one side. Then say “Gum gnome, come” 3 times, these words are still ringing in my ears... Who knew that it was better not to do this, because we really risked our lives! Then we had to leave for 30 minutes. In theory, the Gum Gnome should have come, having seen the chewing gum, followed it and tripped over the thread.

So, instead of a dark room, we went into the entrance. We got into the elevator and went up to the 9th floor. Since there were no windows and it was quite dark. I brought an ordinary thread and tied it between the handrails of the stairs. On one end we put chewing gum that had expired; it wasn’t so bad. Now everything was ready. All that remains is to say “Spell” and go away for 30 minutes. They did everything and left.

After that, time passed, and it was time to go see the result. Having climbed to the 9th floor, we did not notice anything unusual. After seeing that the chewing gum was in place and the thread was still taut, we realized that it was all a hoax. And as soon as we wanted to call the elevator to go back down, that’s when it all started...

The elevator suddenly opened on the first floor. Well, we thought, nothing like that and decided to wait. The elevator was moving and stopped abruptly on the 2nd floor. After which the elevator moved to 3 and opened after 10 seconds. closed, then moved to the 4th floor and still the same! This alarmed us. We quietly went down from the 9th to the 8th floor. The elevator just went up to the 7th. Then I went down closer to him and saw a small creature with a bloody knife in his hand. I ate holding back my emotions and became so as not to be noticed! As soon as the creature was sure that there was no one on this floor, it went back in and the elevator closed. Without dozing, I rushed, stumbling, to the previous floor and waved my hand towards myself. Friends, looking at my shocked face, realized that something was wrong. And we all ran to the first floor. When we ran out of the entrance, barely catching our breath, we heard loud, evil laughter... It was him. Our emotions knew no bounds, we could not say a word. And only after 15 minutes, we moved away from the evil entrance.

Fortunately, the next day everyone forgot everything like a terrible nightmare. And only I, who saw Him, could not forget everything...

How to call a sweet gnome - rituals for beginners


How to summon a sweet gnome, a fairy for wishes - since childhood we have been familiar with the calls of chocolate, chewing, and candy creatures. It would seem that good-natured gnomes easily make contact with people, let’s figure out whether communication with them is as safe as it seems.

How to call a sweet gnome

Since ancient times, man has tried to establish contact with various entities from other worlds. Thanks to this, the rituals of summoning werewolves, Cinderella, and demons have survived to this day. Many of these rituals are very dangerous and can only be performed by experienced wizards. But some can be summoned if you are just starting your magical path.

In this case, lovers of esotericism can call during the day. To do this, you need to prepare a small cardboard house, which can be made from an old box and sweets. It could be chocolate, cookies, halva.

Important: The product must not be in a wrapper. Before going to bed, put the prepared sweets in the house and say:

Dwarf Sweet Tooth, come and bring me some sweets.

At night, you may wake up to hear a magical creature slurping loudly as it eats the prepared delicacies. You cannot look into the house, as you will scare away the gnome. Be sure that if you do not disturb the magical creature, the next morning you will find a wide variety of sweets in the cardboard house that your new magical friend will leave behind.

Calling the sweet-toothed gnome during the day

In fact, you can summon a gnome with a sweet tooth during daylight hours. This ritual is usually performed not alone, but in the company of friends. You will need to prepare candies in rustling wrappers, thick thread and place chairs in the room where the ceremony will be held.

The more people, the more chairs. Tie the legs of each chair with thread, and attach a piece of candy in the center, under the seat. After this, hold hands and say loudly three times:

Sweet tooth, come and take our sweetness, if you are not greedy, give us sweetness in return.

After the words are spoken, all participants in the ritual must leave the room. You won't be able to go there for another 3 hours. You may hear noise, grumbling, or the sound of wrappers opening.

No matter what sounds are heard from the room, entering it is strictly prohibited, since such actions will simply scare away your sweet tooth. After 3 hours you can enter the room. Pay attention to whose candy was eaten. It is these ritual participants who will find sweet gifts from the kind gnome under their pillow the next day.

The main difference between the chocolate gnome and his fellow sweet tooth is that he can only give young wizards chocolates or chocolates. If you want to get marshmallows, lollipops, halva or any other sweets, then calling this magical entity is useless.

In order to summon a chocolate gnome, you will need to make a small hut in the kitchen, in a secluded corner. For three days before going to bed, put a chocolate bar or candy there with the following words:

Cunning gnome, come and have a treat with me, and leave me a gift.

In this way you will appease the magical entity. Rest assured that in three days he will thank you and leave you with lots of delicious chocolate treats.

Who is the chewing gnome? This is a relative of the well-known chewing king, which brings a lot of delicious chewing gum in exchange for your gifts. However, the main difference between these magical creatures is that the ruminant gnome is much kinder.

Method 1

If you still decide to appease a magical creature, use a simple ritual.

How to call a ruminant gnome at home:

place several chewing gums on the table; cover them with a scarf and say:

Gum gnome, come.

You need to go outside for 15-30 minutes. Come home. If the scarf is moved, then the chewing gnome has arrived and soon you will have a lot of treats.

Remember, while you are leaving, it is useless to leave a camera turned on in the room, since you will not be able to take a video of the magical spirit.

Method 2

This ritual is suitable for those who currently do not have a tasty treat, but want to get one.

Go outside, knock three times on any object and say:

Gnome, gnome, come and bring me some chewing gum.

Return home - your magical friend will definitely leave tasty treats somewhere.

The candy gnome is also ready to constantly give his little friends delicious gifts. You can ask him for a wide variety of sweets. From ice cream and candies to expensive luxury sweets.

Among all the existing rituals, there are two that will definitely help you establish contact with this magical entity.

Option 1

To carry out the ritual, you will need three small containers of water, three pieces of refined sugar and a treat for the magical entity.

The ritual is performed both during the day and at night. You need to place three containers with liquid on the windowsill, throw a piece of sugar into each, put a candy next to it and say:

Candy gnome, come. You will come to my house and bring some goodies.

If the ceremony is carried out during the day, then leave the room and enter it in an hour. If at night, then check the magical attributes in the morning.

  • If the candy is missing and the gnome drinks from one container, then the next day he will bring you a lot of sweets.
  • If all the magical attributes are intact, then the magical assistant will not come to you.
  • If he has drained all the bowls of sweet water, then he will give you candies for several days.

Option 2

This ritual is probably the simplest of all existing ones. Before you go to bed, draw on a piece of paper the treat you would like to receive.

After this, place the drawing under your pillow and mentally strongly ask the gnome to bring it to you. If your words are heard, then the next morning you will find the desired treat under your pillow.

Summoning a gnome is a ritual that every novice wizard can perform. With its help, you will learn to summon good magical helpers and establish contact with them.

Then you, of course, will be right. But there are also traditional “values”, legends about which are passed on from mouth to mouth from generation to generation.

Who in childhood, while away the summer at camp, did not try at night in the company of his squad mates to make a profitable deal with the Chewing Gnome or tickle his nerves by contemplating a lady in black? It is these mysterious entities and their relatives that will be discussed in this text.

Queen of Spades

Favorite “horror horror” in summer camps in the vastness of the former republics of the USSR. A woman crawling out of a playing card, out of a mirror, from under a bed, to this day excites children’s minds and the fragile young psyche.

But initially, there was nothing frightening in the image of the queen of spades from the well-known deck: well, just think, Athena, or Joan of Arc, or the biblical Rachel - according to some opinions, the painted royal figure represents one of them.

One of the simplest ways to summon the Queen of Spades says: you need to put the Queen of Spades card in front of the mirror, and light candles on both sides of it. After this, you need to look in the mirror and say: “Queen of Spades, come.” As a result, according to legend, a dark female silhouette will appear in the reflection - this will be the Queen of Spades. To prevent it from crawling out of the mirror and killing you, you need to immediately extinguish the candles and turn over the card.

Grandmother-foul-mouthed woman

And in this case we are not talking about senile insanity. This otherworldly creature, which children in pioneer camps love to call out “for fun,” is small in stature and looks quite asexual: otherwise why is it called either the swearing grandmother (foul-mouthed grandmother), or even the swearing gnome...

As wits joke, to call such an “old lady”, now it is enough to put on a bright miniskirt, a tight top, light a cigarette on the landing or turn on club music at full blast in the apartment. But before, since every Soviet pioneer knew that smoking was bad, it was necessary to lure this expert in obscene vocabulary with the help of other tricks.

Pull the thread against the mirror so that it is reflected in it. When the clock strikes midnight, repeat three times: “Grandmother, come.” In the mirror image you will see the headstock walking along the thread. When she stumbles and, as a result, begins to swear, you must say: “Foolish grandmother, go away.”

According to another version, you need to put candy by the bed so that access to it is blocked by a thread stretched from one leg of the bed to the other: the grandmother will go for the candy, stumble and start swearing.

Tooth Fairy

Younger children have their own joys. It’s much more pleasant not to tickle your nerves, staying up at night in the hope of seeing a gloomy figure out of the corner of your eye for a split second, but to sleep sweetly in a warm bed and in the morning receive a treasured gift, the price of which is what nature has already taken from you.

It is known for certain that the Tooth Fairy first presented a valuable gift to the eight-year-old Spanish king Alfonso XIII at the end of the 19th century. When the crowned child lost his first baby tooth, she inspired the writer Luis Coloma to create a fairy tale about herself, a mouse named Perez and Boobi (as his mother affectionately called the future monarch).

If a child has lost a baby tooth, he must tell his parents about it and before going to bed, put the tooth under the pillow (according to other versions, in a glass of water placed next to the bed), then turn off the light and call the Tooth Fairy three times. When the child falls asleep, the fairy will take the tooth and leave a gift in return: a toy or coins. In addition, thanks to the fairy, a new, healthy and strong one will soon grow in place of the lost tooth.

According to another method, a child, walking down the street with his parents, must find a place where the Tooth Fairy could presumably live (for example, a hollow). You need to hide the tooth there and go home to wait for the gift.

Gum Gnome

As we have already understood, spirits can be kind, but children are not always good. Of course, in the USSR, chewing gum was in short supply and was valued even more than chocolate candy, but what about the friendship of peoples, the fight against the exploitation of one class by another, humanity, finally?

In a dark room, place the candy on the floor, pick up the scissors and string you prepared in advance and say three times: “Gum gnome, come.” When the gnome comes for candy, cut off his finger with scissors (according to another version, you need to cut off the gnome’s head), experts advise. Chewing gum will fall out of the wound. When enough chewing gum attacks you, tie your finger with a cord. After this, you need to thank the gnome and say: “Gum gnome, go away!” He will take the candy and leave.

Bloody Mary

This mysterious entity is an American alternative to the Queen of Spades familiar to Soviet children. Who is Bloody Mary and why her spirit cannot rest in peace - one can only speculate. According to one version, this was the name of an old Pennsylvania witch who drank the blood of kidnapped girls to rejuvenate. According to another, Bloody Mary is none other than Mary Tudor, the first queen of England, who became famous for her bloody massacres of followers of the Protestant school and even her own relatives.

To summon Bloody Mary, stand in front of a mirror and say her name three times. After this, close your eyes for a few seconds. When you open them, you will see a woman's reflection in the mirror: Mary will be standing behind you. You should scare away the spirit with a lit candle, which you need to take care of in advance.

Gnome of wishes

Another good spirit on our list. Only, unlike the Tooth Fairy, he does not exchange gifts for teeth, but the fulfillment of your wishes for your candies. I wonder, since everything this gnome plans comes true, why can’t he autonomously wish himself a bunch of sweets to suit his taste?..

As we already understood, it is impossible to summon gnomes - any - without sweets. To lure the wish gnome, you need to pull a rope (or thread) and attach no more than three candies to it (preferably chocolate ones - don’t skimp, because we are talking about the fulfillment of your innermost desires) - so that the candies do not touch the floor. For each candy you need to make a wish. In order not to forget, you can write down your wish on the inside of the candy wrapper. Some people advise, in addition to sweets, to appease the gnome with a gift - something that for some reason is dear to you personally (in this case, you just need to put it next to the rope). Then you need to say: “Gnome of desires, come, fulfill my desires!” and go to bed. When you wake up, look at the rope: which of the candies are eaten - those wishes will come true.

Gogol/Pushkin

Theoretically, the spirit of any deceased person can be summoned. However, celebrities are of greatest research interest to thrill-seekers, among whom A.S. has remained the leader of honor for several decades. Pushkin and N.V. Gogol. “How to summon Pushkin at home/on the street/at school,” young adepts of practical magic apparently search in search engines. Have you asked? We answer...

To summon a spirit, you will need a special Ouija board, which, however, can be replaced with a homemade paper one (it’s better to take Whatman paper). On paper, you need to arrange all the letters of the alphabet and numbers from zero to nine in a circle or semicircle, and also write “yes” and “no” - the answer options with which the entity will talk to you. Open the window - through it the spirit will enter your room and then leave. Then thread the needle and place the needle, holding it by the tip of the thread, in the center of the circle - the visiting guest will move it, dictating his answers to you letter by letter. Say “Spirit, come” three times, then ask the spirit if he is here. If a guest from the other world has heeded your request, he will answer using the prepared letters. After this, you can ask him other questions. At the end of the session, simply say, “Spirit, go away.” NB! Magicians warn: there is no guarantee that the very spirit you called upon will appear.

Still, we remind you that calling some spirits may be unsafe. If you are completely unbearable, unbearable, and can’t stand it, at least practice on such creatures first.

Every child is always interested in everything forbidden, mysterious and inexplicable. Therefore, a person begins to immerse himself in the world of magic in childhood. For example, having learned how to summon the fairy-tale ruminant king together with friends at home, children, without thinking about the consequences, begin to carry out the ritual. In this case, fortunately, there is no need to beware of the consequences, since the king of chewing gum is one of the most harmless entities. So how do you summon a real gum king?

How to Summon the King of Bubblegums

The Lord of Chewing Gum belongs to the lowest rank of evil spirits. This absolutely harmless creature is endowed with magical properties and can surprise even the most biased skeptic.

In real life, a magical ruler can only slightly mischief a person. A magical creature does such an act only if it is not taken seriously or if they are trying to humiliate its self-esteem.

Nowadays three rituals are known that can summon the chewing king. These are truly simple actions that even a small child can do alone.

Rite No. 1 – main

To carry it out, you need to take a large white silk ribbon late at night, exactly at 00.00 (if you don’t have one, you can use a red thread). The size of the thread or ribbon depends on the size of the caster's bed (but not less than six meters).

Using this attribute, tie all four legs of the bed. As you pass the ribbon near each leg, say the following words of invocation:

The next step is to put the best, tastiest, most expensive chewing gum under the bed. Sensing such a temptation, the magical creature will not be able to resist and will definitely fall into the trap. When a guest from the other world comes to taste the sweetness, he will get stuck between the ribbons and will not be able to get out until he leaves a “ransom” to the magician. Often, this is several chewing gums.

Important aspects during the ceremony

Calling the ruminant king should be done in complete darkness. When the tape is tied around all the legs of the bed, the lights in the room should already be turned off and the windows should be curtained. The little ruler is very afraid of daylight and never goes outside until evening.

Even slight reflections from street lamps that shine through the curtain, or the light of the moon can prevent the arrival of an otherworldly entity.

Meeting face to face with a tiny overlord from the other world is completely impossible. This entity is so timid that it hides from even the slightest rustle. If the caster, having heard rustling or sounds of footsteps, wants to look under the bed, the creature will immediately disappear from sight.

Rite No. 2 – How to summon the ruminant king at home in your own bathroom

This ritual is not for receiving treats. With its help you can see what a guest from another world looks like. This ritual can be performed either independently or in company. There are no restrictions on the number of participants in the ceremony.

The most important condition is that the action must be carried out in the bathroom.

To call you need to purchase:

  1. Fabric scrap.
  2. Mirror.
  3. Wax candle.
  4. Felt pen.
  5. Chewing gum.

If the mirror is not attached to the wall, then this attribute should be leaned against a hard surface. The number of chewing gums needed depends on the number of people participating in the activity. Treats must be placed in front of the mirror.

One leader should be chosen from a group of friends. Anyone who agrees to this role will have to draw a small crown on the mirror using a felt-tip pen or candle. Next, in turn, you need to say the following spell:

When the magical call is voiced by the last participant, you should wait in complete silence for the arrival of the spirit.

A sign that the entity has arrived will be a gradually increasing light emanating from the crown. When the glow becomes especially bright, the silhouette of a magical creature will appear.

As soon as the creature appears and all participants see it, you quickly need to cover the mirrors with cloth. If you delay even for a minute, the magical creature can linger in the mortal world indefinitely and do a lot of minor mischief.

Rite No. 3 – on the home porch

This ritual should be performed in the company of friends or older comrades. This is due to the fact that you cannot summon the cud king during the day. You need to wait until the middle of the night and, taking a scarf or a large piece of fabric with you, go out onto the porch of the house. Place chewing gum on the doorstep. Their number is equal to the number of participants in the action. Turn your face away from the porch and say the call:

Having spoken the magic words, arm yourself with patience. After some time, the creature will come to the call. When the spellcasters hear the sounds of footsteps or gum wrappers opening, immediately cover the threshold with a handkerchief or cloth. The magic man, of course, will have time to disappear, but in his place a lot of chewing gum will appear.

Things to remember before making a call

  1. The correct phase of the moon is not a necessary factor when performing an action, but it increases the chances of success. Rituals performed on the new moon bring almost 100% results.
  2. Eliminate extraneous noise during the ritual.
  3. The camera cannot capture the magical creature.
  4. The ruminant king is very afraid of any light. In this regard, rituals are carried out only at night in complete darkness.

Even the youngest and most inexperienced magician, having learned how to summon the ruminant overlord at home, will be able to take the first steps towards the world of magic.

You can call Winnie the Pooh and Piglet. You need to lock yourself in the bathroom, soap the mirror, turn off the light and say: “Winnie the Pooh, come to us! Winnie the Pooh, come to us! Winnie the Pooh, come to us!” If you want Piglet to come, you must say after this: “And please take Piglet with you!” - and wait. After a while, turn on the light, and on the mirror there will be large marks - Winnie the Pooh and small ones - Piglet.

You can summon a Dwarf who grants wishes. You put two chairs and stretch a thread between them and hang as many chocolates on it as there are people. Candies should be at the same distance. When you tie candies, you have to make a wish for each one. You must remove all white from the room in which you are calling, and you cannot wear white yourself. You turn off the lights, stand with your back to the chairs and wait. No one should enter the room at this time, otherwise the gnome may be disturbed. The gnome will come and eat candy. While he is eating, you cannot turn around. When the candy wrappers no longer rustle, it means the gnome has already eaten the candy, and you can turn around. And if he didn’t eat some candy, it means his wish won’t come true.

You can call a gnome who makes wishes come true. You hang a chocolate candy on a string from the tap in the bathroom, put a glass of water and put a handkerchief or any other rag next to it. You turn off the light and say: “Magic gnome, come! Magic gnome, come! Magic gnome, come!” He must come in red pants and a blue jacket, eat candy, undress, bathe in a glass of water and dry himself with a handkerchief. While he is bathing, you need to take his clothes. And for each one you ask for wishes to be fulfilled.

You can call one at a time, you can call many.

In a dark corner where no one looks, put something tasty and say: “Gnome, appear! Gnome, appear! Gnome, appear!” Then you need to leave and forget about it for 30 minutes. If you look in this corner, you can see that the treat has been bitten or eaten.

This is how 12 gnomes are called.

You take a comb, break off 12 teeth, and put them under your pillow. When midnight comes, the gnomes appear and begin to torment you. If you don’t utter a word (not a sound), then one of them will remain and fulfill your every desire.

You can summon magical gnomes. When we called, we went to the toilet, they plugged all the cracks there so that it was dark. They pulled on a white thread soaked in cologne and waited. We were told that if the gnomes come, the thread will sparkle in different colors, like a rainbow. And ours sparkled and shimmered. And then you need to make wishes. They also told us that it’s better not to call anyone, otherwise something else will happen to you.

A piece of candy is placed (hung) in a dark place (under the bed). It seems the gnome was supposed to eat it the next day.

In a dark place you hold a mirror and say: “Gnome, gnome, come out, Gnome, gnome, come out, Gnome, gnome, come out.” You are waiting for the gnome to appear. You need to trim off his hat and beard with scissors and see them in the morning. But this must be done quickly, otherwise the gnome may run away.

This is how the Curse Gnome is called.

You draw a circle. In it you draw all the letters of the alphabet, except b, b, y. You take a needle and thread, insert it into the center and say: “Peppermint gnome, appear, Peppermint gnome, appear, Peppermint gnome, appear!” The thread and needle moves and points to the letter. This letter is the beginning of any swear word.

You can also summon the Chewing Gnome. You had to put some candy in a dark room or bathroom, pick up scissors and a string and say 3 times: “Gum gnome, come.” When he arrives, cut off his finger with scissors. Chewing gum will fall out of it. When you have enough chewing gum, you need to tie your finger with a string so that the chewing gum no longer falls off. You need to thank the gnome, because he may be offended and not come again. Say: “Gum gnome, go away!” He will take the candy and leave.

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